Time To Die, Comrade

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

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Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

sandersstudies

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

coldgoldlazarus

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milf-adjacent

It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I’ve taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

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The greatest cinematic experience of 2016, weren’t you watching?

loth-catgirl

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I love everything about this im so glad to be reminded it exists

hekate1308

Happy Pride

lyinginbedmon

I hadn’t noticed until now but in the final dance number, the villain’s henchmen are not only stood around the platform watching, but nodding their heads and patting their thighs to the beat.

We love an inclusive workplace.

sleepycatmama

This is definitely the video that fits “I found out about this on Tumblr” best.

Ok, Nemesis from Shriekback would be 2nd except I did not learn about it from Tumblr.