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It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I’ve taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema
I love everything about this im so glad to be reminded it exists
Happy Pride
I hadn’t noticed until now but in the final dance number, the villain’s henchmen are not only stood around the platform watching, but nodding their heads and patting their thighs to the beat.
We love an inclusive workplace.
This is definitely the video that fits “I found out about this on Tumblr” best.
Ok, Nemesis from Shriekback would be 2nd except I did not learn about it from Tumblr.
Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!
Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.
Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)
Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.
Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!
Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks
Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!
Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
the worst thing in the world is doing things. the second worst thing in the world is not doing things. how has no one ever come up with a solution for this
we can only go on one (1) field trip this year, where do you all want to go?
natural history and science museum
history museum
art museum
botanical gardens
aquarium
space and aeronautics museum
state/country capital
national park
zoo
transportation museum
please pass this around to all of your classmates, i don’t want anyone saying they didn’t get to vote



















































